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<i>PREVIOUSLY ON</i> THE L WORD...

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WHO DID THIS TO YOU?
IT DOESN'T MATTER.

3
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NO, TELL ME. I WILL
FUCKING KILL THEM.

4
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WHO DID THIS TO YOU?

5
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YOU DID IT.

6
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LOOK, I NEED SOMEBODY

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WHO LOOKS RELATIVELY HUMAN,

8
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OR AT LEAST IS A
CREDIBLE SIMULATION,

9
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AND THAT'S WHERE
HAIR GIRL COMES IN.

10
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FUCK YOU.

11
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WE'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS
FOR HOW LONG, HUH?

12
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AND NOW YOU'RE GOING
TO FUCK UP THIS GIG

13
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WE'VE BEEN WORKING
OUR ASSES OFF ON

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FOR SOME CHICK?

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<i>WE'RE WATCHING</i>

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A BURR CONNOR FILM FESTIVAL.

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YES, MISS JENNY OVER HERE

18
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IS GOING TO GHOSTWRITE

19
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HIS MEMOIRS.

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ARE YOU FIRING ME

21
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BECAUSE I'M GAY?

22
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WELL, I WASN'T AWARE
THAT I'D ACTUALLY HIRED YOU.

23
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IT GETS KIND OF LONELY
ON THE ROAD SOMETIMES.

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YOU MUST MISS YOUR FAMILY.

25
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[GIGGLES]

26
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WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?

27
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THEY'VE BEEN HAVING
SEX ALL WEEKEND.

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HI. HI. HEY.

29
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MY NEXT SONOGRAM

30
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IS WEDNESDAY
THE 7th AT 10:00 A.M.

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WELL, I'D LOVE TO BE THERE.

32
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I MEAN, IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU.

33
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YEAH.

34
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I'D REALLY LIKE TO SEE OUR BABY.

35
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[WATER RUNNING]

36
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[CARMEN]: WELL, I
HAVE TO PEE, TOO.

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[JENNY]: I'M GOING
TO BE DONE IN A SEC.

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

39
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I WANT YOU TO SPREAD YOUR LEGS.

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[LIQUID TRICKLES]

41
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[GASPS]

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OH, MY GOD.

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OH, FUCK.

44
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THESE GIRLS ARE
TAKING FUCKING FOREVER.

45
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ARE YOU OKAY?

46
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I'M DYING.

47
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HEY, GUYS, COME ON.

48
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LET MARK IN. HE HAS TO GO.

49
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DO YOU FEEL THAT?

50
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COME ON, GUYS.

51
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HIS BACK TEETH ARE FLOATING.

52
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BE NICE.

53
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FUCK IT.

54
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OH.

55
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USE THE BUSHES.

56
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FUCK.

57
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HEY, I'M MARK WAYLAND,

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AND I LIVE IN A HOUSE
WITH TWO LESBIANS.

59
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MY NAME IS JENNY SCHECTER.

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I'M SHANE.

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<i>AND THIS WILL BE A
DOCUMENT OF MY JOURNEY.</i>

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INITIAL OBSERVATIONS
AND THEORIES.

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AND WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THAT LESBIANS DON'T FUCK?

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WHERE DO YOU LIVE, MARK?

65
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IT'S ENTIRELY POSSIBLE.

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I'M DANA FAIRBANKS.

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I THOUGHT IT WOULD
TOTALLY RUIN MY CAREER,

68
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BUT IT DIDN'T.

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PEOPLE THANKED ME.

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THESE GIRLS TALK
ABOUT EVERYTHING.

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MY NAME IS CARMEN
DE LA PICA MORALES.

72
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I WAS 16 BACK THEN,

73
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AND I FELL MADLY IN
LOVE WITH LUCIA TORRES.

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SHE WAS PABLO
FUENTES' GIRLFRIEND.

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YOU JUST, YOU DIDN'T
FUCK WITH PABLO'S GIRL...

76
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BUT I DID.

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THIS IS ALICE, UH...

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PIE... PIESZECKI.

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I DON'T MISS IT.

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NO, THERE'S WAYS AND THINGS.

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[MARK]: I DON'T
KNOW IF THAT'S, LIKE,

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STRICTLY A LESBIAN
THING OR WHAT,

83
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BUT MAN, THESE GIRLS ARE ALL
UP ON ONE ANOTHER'S BUSINESS.

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THIS IS SO MUCH MORE
COMPLICATED THAN THAT.

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[MARK]: NOW, I KNOW...

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YEAH, YEAH, WHERE'S
THE FUCKING PUSSY?

87
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LOOK, THE HIDDEN
CAMERAS ARE STILL IN PLACE,

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SO I CAN GET MORE
FOOTAGE, BUT...

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I MEAN, ALREADY WHAT
I'VE SHOWN YOU HERE

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IS A BIG STEP UP

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FROM<i> BARE-KNUCKLE
BACKYARD BRAWLS</i>

92
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<i>AND WILD WOMEN OF ENCINO.</i>

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THIS COULD BE
REALLY HUGE FOR US.

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WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT THIS PROJECT

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IS IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX.

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THESE WOMEN, THEY
HAVE A WAY OF LIFE,

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A CULTURE OF THEIR OWN,

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AND IT'S REVELATORY.

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IT'S ANTHROPOLOGICAL.

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IF WE JUST... IF
WE DO THIS RIGHT,

101
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THIS COULD SO EASILY
BE AT SUNDANCE.

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I'M PRAYING TO GOD
YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING.

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GOMEY, MAN, GET MY BACK.

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YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS TO ME.

105
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YEAH, I DO.

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EAT A DICK.

107
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LOOK.

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JUST FROM A MARKETING
PERSPECTIVE...

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LISTEN TO ME, WAYLAND.

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I'M THE MARKETER, OKAY?

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I KNOW OUR AUDIENCE.

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MEN, RED BLOODED,

113
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TESTOSTERONE-CRAZED AMERICAN MEN

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DO NOT GIVE A FUCK

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ABOUT SOME KIND OF
ANTHROPOLOGICAL BULLSHIT.

116
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WE WANT HOT LESBIAN
SEX, AND WE WANT IT NOW.

117
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YOU'RE IN DIRECT VIOLATION
OF YOUR CONTRACT, OKAY,

118
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AND I EXPECT YOU TO
RETURN EVERY PENNY

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OF THE MONEY I ADVANCED YOU.

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YOU HEAR WHAT I'M SAYING?

121
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SO HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT IT?

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HAVE I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT?

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[BOTH GIGGLE]

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ABOUT WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.

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THE TOYS.

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OH, YOU MEAN THE SEX TOYS.

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MM-HMM.

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CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING?

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YEAH,

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ASK AWAY.

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IS IT A BISEXUAL THING?

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YOU TRYING TO HAVE YOUR
CAKE AND EAT YOUR PUSSY, TOO?

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NO, IT'S NOT A BISEXUAL THING.

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OKAY, GOOD,

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BECAUSE, WAIT,

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I DON'T WANT TO
DO THAT WITH YOU.

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I MEAN, IF YOU'RE TRYING
TO MAKE ME INTO A MAN

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BECAUSE YOU THINK THAT
THERE'S SOMETHING MISSING

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THEN I WANT YOU
TO GO AHEAD... DANA,

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MANY BONA FIDE LESBIANS
FIND STRAPPING IT ON

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THE ULTIMATE WAY OF FUCKING.

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AND I THINK IT
WOULD BE REALLY HOT

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FOR YOU TO FUCK ME LIKE THAT.

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OKAY?

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[HELENA]: HOW DOES
IT COMPARE, HMM?

146
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PRIVATE EDUCATION, TRAVEL,

147
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FASCINATING LIFE EXPERIENCES...

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I JUST DON'T SEE

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HOW YOU ENVISION
ANY JUDGE OR JURY

150
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FINDING YOU THE SUPERIOR CHOICE.

151
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AS YOU WISH.

152
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HEY.

153
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HOW ARE WE THIS MORNING?

154
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I'M GOOD.

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I'M EXCITED ABOUT THE
ULTRASOUND THIS AFTERNOON.

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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WELL, JUST TELL ME A TIME.

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I'LL SWING BY THE
OFFICE AND PICK YOU UP.

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I'M GOING WITH BETTE, REMEMBER?

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OH, THAT'S RIGHT.

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OKAY, SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST
COME BY HERE AFTERWARDS.

162
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YEAH?

163
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WELL, DR. WILSON'S OFFICE IS
SO CLOSE TO MY APARTMENT.

164
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME TO ME?

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HELENA...

166
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LOOK, IT'S FINE, YOU KNOW?

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I'LL, UM...

168
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I'LL CALL YOU WHEN
I'M ON MY WAY OVER.

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WE'LL GO OUT FOR DINNER.

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OKAY?

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ANNIE WANTS TO SHOOT
HER OLD-HOLLYWOOD STYLE,

172
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AFTER LOUIS B. MAYER,
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

173
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THEN YOU'RE GOING
TO GET HER READY

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FOR HER LUNCH
MEETING AT THE GRILL

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WITH THE WRITER OF
HER NEXT FEATURE.

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DO YOU MIND TELLING
ME WHO THIS IS?

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THE WRITER?

178
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NO, THE PERSON WHO HIRED ME.

179
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I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT IS.

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THE STORY'S ABOUT THE
MOST POWERFUL WOMAN

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IN HOLLYWOOD.

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[WOMAN]: YOU ARE BRILLIANT.

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I FUCKING LOVE THAT IDEA!

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU.

185
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I WANT TO FRENCH-KISS YOU,

186
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AND IF YOU WEREN'T
SUCH A FAGGOT,

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I'D FUCK YOU.

188
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WHEN IS BENJAMIN COMING IN?

189
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HE'S GOING TO CHECK
IN AT THE HOTEL,

190
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THEN HEAD OVER HERE.

191
00:09:02,542 --> 00:09:04,242
SO HE'S NOT STAYING WITH YOU?

192
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UM... BECAUSE HIS WIFE...

193
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IT'S NOT LIKE

194
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SHE'S GOING TO FIND OUT,

195
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BUT HE'S JUST...

196
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WHAT?

197
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I JUST DON'T WANT
YOU TO GET HURT.

198
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I'M NOT GOING TO GET HURT.

199
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I KNEW GOING IN
WHAT THE DEAL WAS,

200
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AND I'M FINE WITH THAT.

201
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YOU THINK I'M A
FUCK-UP, DON'T YOU?

202
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NO, I DO NOT. YES, YOU DO.

203
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I DO NOT THINK YOU'RE A FUCK-UP.

204
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I DON'T.

205
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I THINK YOU'RE AMAZING.

206
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I SEE HOW YOU'VE
TURNED YOUR LIFE AROUND,

207
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AND REALLY, I'M IN AWE

208
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OF HOW TOGETHER
YOU ARE THESE DAYS.

209
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I JUST KNOW THE SITUATION,

210
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AND NO MATTER WHAT,

211
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I MEAN, THERE'S ALWAYS
SOMEONE WHO GETS HURT,

212
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AND I JUST DON'T
WANT IT TO BE YOU.

213
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HE'S NOT ON TOUR NOW.

214
00:09:51,490 --> 00:09:53,925
HE'S JUST COMING TO SEE ME.

215
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WELL, HE'S OBVIOUSLY
CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

216
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I'M PREPARING

217
00:09:59,766 --> 00:10:03,379
THIS VERY SPECIAL
DINNER FOR HIM.

218
00:10:03,403 --> 00:10:07,016
LARA HAS ORDERED
LOBSTERS FROM MAINE.

219
00:10:07,040 --> 00:10:08,817
BENJAMIN LOVES HIM SOME LOBSTER.

220
00:10:08,841 --> 00:10:10,853
[CHUCKLES]

221
00:10:10,877 --> 00:10:13,155
WELL, YOU JUST...

222
00:10:13,179 --> 00:10:16,325
YOU LOOK OUT AFTER
YOURSELF, OKAY?

223
00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,327
I LOVE YOU.

224
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,095
OH, WOULD YOU BRING ME BACK

225
00:10:20,119 --> 00:10:22,164
ONE OF THOSE X-RAY
PICTURES OF THE BABY?

226
00:10:22,188 --> 00:10:23,165
PLEASE?

227
00:10:23,189 --> 00:10:24,934
OKAY.

228
00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,269
I LOVE YOU.

229
00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:27,536
THANKS FOR BREAKFAST.

230
00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:28,871
YOU'RE WELCOME.

231
00:10:28,895 --> 00:10:32,608
COVER OF THE<i> NEW
YORK TIMES</i> MAGAZINE.

232
00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,910
[LAUGHS]

233
00:10:33,934 --> 00:10:35,277
PRETTY GOOD, HUH, SHANE?

234
00:10:35,301 --> 00:10:37,902
YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GREAT.

235
00:10:40,874 --> 00:10:42,351
I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU
REQUESTED ME, THOUGH.

236
00:10:42,375 --> 00:10:43,819
YOU DO HAIR, DON'T YOU?

237
00:10:43,843 --> 00:10:45,687
APPARENTLY

238
00:10:45,711 --> 00:10:47,378
THAT'S YOUR LIFE'S AMBITION.

239
00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:49,825
DON'T FUCK WITH ME, VERONICA.

240
00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,326
HOW AM I FUCKING WITH YOU

241
00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,297
WHEN I OFFER YOU THE
WORLD ON A SILVER PLATTER?

242
00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:55,297
WHAT'S SO WRONG

243
00:10:55,321 --> 00:10:57,333
WITH SEEING THE
POTENTIAL IN SOMEBODY

244
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:58,334
AND GIVING THEM A CHANCE

245
00:10:58,358 --> 00:10:59,638
TO MAKE SOMETHING OF THEMSELVES?

246
00:11:01,628 --> 00:11:03,873
DID I UNDERESTIMATE YOU, SHANE,

247
00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:06,575
OR DID I JUST MISTAKE YOU
FOR A PERSON OF SUBSTANCE?

248
00:11:06,599 --> 00:11:09,245
NO.

249
00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:11,814
I THINK YOU MISTOOK ME FOR
ONE OF YOUR LITTLE TRICKS

250
00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,348
WHO WOULD LET
YOU SLAP HER AROUND

251
00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:14,584
AND BE GRATEFUL
FOR THE PRIVILEGE

252
00:11:14,608 --> 00:11:15,973
OF TAKING YOUR SHIT.

253
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,689
ARE WE GETTING TO
SOME CORE ISSUES, SHANE?

254
00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:21,690
POOR SHANE.

255
00:11:21,714 --> 00:11:23,659
FUCK YOU.

256
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:25,661
WHAT ABOUT THE
POSSIBILITY THAT I'M RIGHT

257
00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:28,096
ABOUT YOU?

258
00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:31,089
THAT YOU REALLY ARE BETTER
THAN THIS LIFE YOU'RE LIVING?

259
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,004
VERONICA,

260
00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,841
LISTEN TO WHAT
I'M SAYING TO YOU.

261
00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:40,276
I HAVE NO MAGIC,

262
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,345
AND THERE IS NO MOJO,

263
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,913
THAT YOU THINK
YOU'RE LOOKING FOR,

264
00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,781
IT DOESN'T EXIST.

265
00:11:45,805 --> 00:11:47,304
OKAY?

266
00:11:49,643 --> 00:11:53,422
THEN WHY DON'T YOU
DO MY FUCKING HAIR?

267
00:11:53,446 --> 00:11:55,513
NO, THANK YOU.

268
00:12:07,894 --> 00:12:08,871
HELLO.

269
00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,807
BURR WILL BE HERE IN A MINUTE.

270
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,974
HAVE A SEAT.

271
00:12:11,998 --> 00:12:13,609
I'D THOUGHT THAT HE'D FIRED ME.

272
00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,710
I WOULDN'T LET HIM.

273
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:17,212
YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR ONE ANOTHER.

274
00:12:17,236 --> 00:12:18,214
ANOTHER DRINK.

275
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:19,782
MORE TWIST, LESS ICE.

276
00:12:19,806 --> 00:12:21,183
CAN I HAVE A CHARDONNAY, PLEASE?

277
00:12:21,207 --> 00:12:23,486
YOU ARE A COMPULSIVE EXCAVATOR

278
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:25,588
OF YOUR OWN
EMOTIONAL NAVEL LINT,

279
00:12:25,612 --> 00:12:28,824
A NIT-PICKING
OBSESSIVE TRUTH-TELLER,

280
00:12:28,848 --> 00:12:31,293
AND BURR COULD STAND A
BIT OF LITERARY PEDICULOSIS.

281
00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,261
EW.

282
00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,495
HMM.

283
00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,430
DOES THAT HIT A LITTLE
TOO CLOSE TO HOME?

284
00:12:35,454 --> 00:12:38,100
ARE WE SELF-LOATHING,
BODY MUTILATORS AS WELL?

285
00:12:38,124 --> 00:12:39,268
OF COURSE.

286
00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:40,702
I CAN'T WAIT TO READ ABOUT THAT

287
00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:41,671
IN ONE OF YOUR STORIES.

288
00:12:41,695 --> 00:12:43,606
I HOPE YOU'RE NOT A CUTTER.

289
00:12:43,630 --> 00:12:44,439
LISTEN, JENNY.

290
00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:45,608
YOU ACTUALLY HAVE A GIFT

291
00:12:45,632 --> 00:12:48,711
TO PORTRAY THE
DETAILS OF A LIFE LIVED.

292
00:12:48,735 --> 00:12:50,746
I THINK NON-FICTION MAY
END UP BEING YOUR METIER.

293
00:12:50,770 --> 00:12:54,650
IT'S WHY I WANT YOU
TO WORK WITH BURR.

294
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:56,251
I DON'T WANT TO.

295
00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:57,753
YOU NEED TO GET HIM
TO TELL YOU STORIES.

296
00:12:57,777 --> 00:12:58,554
I DON'T LIKE HIM.

297
00:12:58,578 --> 00:12:59,488
HE'S A HOMOPHOBE.

298
00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,589
[BURR]: HI.

299
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:01,590
HI. HI, DARLING.

300
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:02,592
HOW ARE YOU?

301
00:13:02,616 --> 00:13:03,459
GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? GOOD.

302
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:04,460
HELLO.

303
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,028
YOU REMEMBER JENNY SCHECTER.

304
00:13:06,052 --> 00:13:07,630
I DO.

305
00:13:07,654 --> 00:13:08,630
APPARENTLY

306
00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:11,134
WE'RE DESTINED FOR ONE ANOTHER.

307
00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:13,892
THANK YOU, SUZIE.

308
00:13:17,297 --> 00:13:18,440
ALL RIGHT, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

309
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,441
[WOMAN]: WELL, HERE'S A GOOD WAY

310
00:13:19,465 --> 00:13:20,810
TO THINK ABOUT IT.

311
00:13:20,834 --> 00:13:22,645
AN INCH IN DIAMETER IS
TWO FINGERS INSIDE OF YOU.

312
00:13:22,669 --> 00:13:23,846
AN INCH AND A HALF

313
00:13:23,870 --> 00:13:25,614
IS THREE FINGERS INSIDE OF YOU.

314
00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,516
THE SILICONE ONES ARE
EASIEST TO STERILIZE,

315
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,385
AND SO YOU CAN SHARE.

316
00:13:29,409 --> 00:13:32,955
SHARE. HOW DO
YOU STERILIZE THEM?

317
00:13:32,979 --> 00:13:34,790
BUT DON'T FORGET TO TAKE IT
OUT BEFORE THE MAID COMES.

318
00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,326
OH, LOOK, THIS LOOKS FUN.

319
00:13:37,350 --> 00:13:39,395
OH, NOW, THAT'S VERY POPULAR.

320
00:13:39,419 --> 00:13:40,696
EVERYONE'S A WINNER.

321
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:41,697
NO?

322
00:13:41,721 --> 00:13:42,765
YEAH, I KIND OF WANT YOU TO...

323
00:13:42,789 --> 00:13:44,199
YEAH. YOU KNOW? ANYWAY.

324
00:13:44,223 --> 00:13:46,468
I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHERE TO START.

325
00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:49,872
THERE ARE SO
MANY SHAPES, SIZES...

326
00:13:49,896 --> 00:13:51,974
WELL, ARE YOU INTO
SEMI-REALISTIC, REALISTIC?

327
00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:53,976
THESE ONES HERE,

328
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:54,911
CHAMPLETTE, LEO, AND RANDY,

329
00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:56,045
ARE ALL THE SEMIS,

330
00:13:56,069 --> 00:13:57,813
AND UP HERE, KING KONG
AND TYRANNOSAURUS REX.

331
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,782
THESE ARE VERY
LIKE THE REAL THING,

332
00:13:59,806 --> 00:14:00,849
AND THEY COME IN COLORS.

333
00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,018
THERE'S BLACK,
PURPLE, BLUE, TEAL, RED,

334
00:14:03,042 --> 00:14:04,920
HOT PINK, CHOCOLATE,
AND VANILLA.

335
00:14:04,944 --> 00:14:06,689
THERE'S COMBINATION
MARBLE-SWIRL.

336
00:14:06,713 --> 00:14:07,690
THERE'S DISCO GLITTER,

337
00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:09,825
AND KING KONG AND
TYRANNOSAURUS REX

338
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,493
BOTH COME IN CAMOUFLAGE.

339
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,729
IN CASE YOU'RE
SCREWING IN A WAR ZONE.

340
00:14:13,753 --> 00:14:14,530
OH, LOOK!

341
00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:16,766
HAIRY BALLS.

342
00:14:16,790 --> 00:14:17,766
OH, THAT'S JUST WRONG.

343
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,701
IF YOU LOOK AT THE BASE,

344
00:14:18,725 --> 00:14:20,369
THEY COME WITH A SUCTION CUP,

345
00:14:20,393 --> 00:14:21,871
AND THAT WAY IT MAKES
THEM EASY TO ATTACH

346
00:14:21,895 --> 00:14:23,026
TO THE HOTEL WINDOW.

347
00:14:25,631 --> 00:14:27,264
OH, LOOK.

348
00:14:29,302 --> 00:14:30,812
[SWAGGERING]: HEY.

349
00:14:30,836 --> 00:14:33,816
NO, THAT'S A BUTT PLUG.

350
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:34,817
THE BOYS LIKE THOSE,

351
00:14:34,841 --> 00:14:35,817
BECAUSE THEY GET RIGHT INSIDE

352
00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:36,819
AND TICKLE THE PROSTATE.

353
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:37,920
ALTHOUGH THE GIRLS
DO LIKE THEM, TOO.

354
00:14:37,944 --> 00:14:39,622
IF YOU USE IT WITH A HARNESS,

355
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,123
YOU CAN DETACH THE DILDO,

356
00:14:41,147 --> 00:14:44,861
LEAVE THE BUTT PLUG INSIDE
WHILE YOU DO OTHER THINGS.

357
00:14:44,885 --> 00:14:46,195
WHAT, LIKE, THE DISHES?

358
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,195
BY THE WAY,

359
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:48,197
WE HAVE A GREAT NEW LUBE.

360
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,231
IT JUST CAME IN TODAY.

361
00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,867
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND THIS.

362
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:53,202
OH, YOU KNOW,

363
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,404
I THINK I'M ALLERGIC
TO THAT KIND, SO...

364
00:14:55,428 --> 00:14:56,538
STRAWBERRIES. WHAT?

365
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,174
WHAT HAVEN'T YOU DONE?

366
00:14:58,198 --> 00:15:00,409
I HAVEN'T DONE LOTS OF THINGS.

367
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,993
IF YOU NEED ANY HELP,
JUST GIVE ME A SHOUT.

368
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:06,949
OH, SHIT.

369
00:15:06,973 --> 00:15:08,584
IT'S MELANIE CAPLAN.

370
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,851
[PULLS ZIPPER]

371
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:10,853
SO?

372
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:12,888
SO...

373
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:14,579
WHY DON'T WE GET A COCK RING?

374
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,142
IS THAT OUR BABY?

375
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,810
THAT'S YOUR BABY,

376
00:15:34,834 --> 00:15:37,813
AND THOSE ARE HER FINGERS.

377
00:15:37,837 --> 00:15:40,750
VERY WELL FORMED, YEAH.

378
00:15:40,774 --> 00:15:43,340
ISN'T SHE AMAZING?

379
00:15:45,044 --> 00:15:46,688
OH, IT'S LIKE SHE'S
WAVING AT US.

380
00:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,057
LOOK.

381
00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:50,547
SHE'S SHOWING YOU HER PROFILE.

382
00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:03,306
[BURR]: SO I GUESS
I'M BEING DRAGGED,

383
00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:07,175
KICKING AND SCREAMING,
TO A PLACE OF TOLERANCE.

384
00:16:07,199 --> 00:16:10,012
I DON'T REALLY LIKE THE
IDEA OF BEING TOLERATED.

385
00:16:10,036 --> 00:16:11,547
WHAT'S WRONG WITH
BEING TOLERATED, JENNY?

386
00:16:11,571 --> 00:16:13,949
IT'S BETTER THAN BEING SPAT ON.

387
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,718
THAT THERE'S
SOMETHING UNACCEPTABLE

388
00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,620
ABOUT MY BEING GAY.

389
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:18,954
FRANKLY,

390
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,656
I THINK IT'S PERFECTLY
ACCEPTABLE

391
00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:21,790
FOR A GIRL THESE DAYS.

392
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:23,526
MEN ACTUALLY FIND IT HOT.

393
00:16:23,550 --> 00:16:25,327
WHAT'S WITH THE
DOUBLE STANDARD, BURR?

394
00:16:25,351 --> 00:16:28,130
OH, DON'T BE A PRICK, CHARLOTTE.

395
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,865
LOOK AT ANY MALE ACTOR TODAY.

396
00:16:29,889 --> 00:16:31,133
THERE'S NOT A
SELF-PROCLAIMED QUEER

397
00:16:31,157 --> 00:16:32,535
IN THE BUNCH.

398
00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,236
PLEASE, DOES ANYBODY
GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE?

399
00:16:34,260 --> 00:16:35,237
THEY GIVE A SHIT.

400
00:16:35,261 --> 00:16:36,838
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK

401
00:16:36,862 --> 00:16:38,840
A STUDIO'S GOING TO PAY
A GUY WHAT THEY PAY ME

402
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:40,209
IF HIS FANS THINK HE'S A FAGGOT?

403
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,111
ALL THE MILLIONS YOU'VE
COLLECTED OVER THE YEARS,

404
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,512
WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE?

405
00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,014
I WAS SPEAKING
HYPOTHETICALLY, DARLING.

406
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,216
WE'RE NOT REALLY
TALKING ABOUT ME.

407
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:51,053
OH, I THOUGHT WE WERE.

408
00:16:51,077 --> 00:16:52,588
DON'T TWIST MY WORDS, CHARLOTTE.

409
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:56,826
I KNOW YOU TAKE PLEASURE IN
IT, BUT BE WARNED, SWEETHEART.

410
00:16:56,850 --> 00:16:58,561
DO YOU KNOW HOW
MANY LAWSUITS I'VE WON

411
00:16:58,585 --> 00:16:59,928
AGAINST PEOPLE WHO'VE
TRIED TO ACCUSE ME

412
00:16:59,952 --> 00:17:01,497
OF WHAT YOU JUST ACCUSED ME OF?

413
00:17:01,521 --> 00:17:03,354
ARE YOU THREATENING ME?

414
00:17:05,658 --> 00:17:06,635
I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT

415
00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:07,803
TO ORGANIZE YOUR FRIENDS

416
00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:09,137
TO FORM A LITTLE
LEGAL DEFENSE FUND

417
00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:12,107
FOR THEIR BELOVED PROFESSOR.

418
00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,331
FUCK OFF, CHARLOTTE.

419
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:21,317
HEY.

420
00:17:21,341 --> 00:17:22,418
HEY.

421
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:24,253
I WANT TO TELL YOU

422
00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,954
THAT I AGREE WITH
WHAT YOU SAID, MAN.

423
00:17:25,978 --> 00:17:26,955
YOU DO, HUH?

424
00:17:26,979 --> 00:17:27,789
I DO.

425
00:17:27,813 --> 00:17:28,957
BECAUSE THE THING IS,

426
00:17:28,981 --> 00:17:31,427
IF SOME MALE ACTOR
WERE TO COME OUT

427
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:32,961
AND SAY, "FUCK, YEAH. I'M GAY,"

428
00:17:32,985 --> 00:17:35,397
THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, A
HUGE GIFT TO THE WORLD,

429
00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:37,332
BUT IT WOULD DESTROY
THEIR FUCKING CAREER.

430
00:17:37,356 --> 00:17:40,068
EXACTLY RIGHT.

431
00:17:40,092 --> 00:17:41,303
AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT
CHARLOTTE, YOU KNOW?

432
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,872
SHE'S AN ASSHOLE.

433
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,796
SHE'S NOT GOD, YOU KNOW?

434
00:17:47,666 --> 00:17:48,844
I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE
ABOUT THAT, JENNY.

435
00:17:48,868 --> 00:17:50,446
[LAUGHS]

436
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:52,047
JENNY, IF YOU STILL FEEL
LIKE WORKING ON THE BOOK,

437
00:17:52,071 --> 00:17:54,271
BE AT MY HOUSE
TOMORROW NIGHT AT 8:30.

438
00:18:07,654 --> 00:18:08,854
THANK YO

439
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,568
THAT WAS REALLY NICE.

440
00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:15,737
THANK YOU.

441
00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:18,474
I REALLY LOVED
BEING THERE WITH YOU.

442
00:18:18,498 --> 00:18:20,398
I LOVED IT MORE
THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE.

443
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:25,402
COME HERE.

444
00:18:38,351 --> 00:18:40,184
YOU FEEL SO GOOD.

445
00:18:41,987 --> 00:18:44,255
YOU SMELL GOOD.

446
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,972
[♪♪♪]

447
00:20:46,111 --> 00:20:47,844
TOUCH ME HERE.

448
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,315
FEEL THIS.

449
00:20:53,119 --> 00:20:55,051
TOUCH ME HERE.

450
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,735
OH, MY GOD.

451
00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,260
OH, MY FUCKING GOD.

452
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,577
ARE YOU SURE IT'S OKAY?

453
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,587
[GASPING]

454
00:22:35,088 --> 00:22:38,066
I DON'T KNOW, BABE.

455
00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,501
I THINK IT LOOKS
LITTLE DYKE-ISH.

456
00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:41,036
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.

457
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,337
[CHUCKLES]

458
00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:44,806
I'M JOKING. I LIKE IT A LOT.

459
00:22:44,830 --> 00:22:46,675
SO, WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK
THAT BITCH WANTED FROM YOU?

460
00:22:46,699 --> 00:22:47,843
OH, I DON'T KNOW.

461
00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:48,910
SHE'S A FUCKING FREAK.

462
00:22:48,934 --> 00:22:49,945
DAMN, YOU KNOW,

463
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,447
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO
ASK YOU TO HOOK IT UP.

464
00:22:52,471 --> 00:22:55,417
YOU WERE GOING TO ASK
ME TO CALL VERONICA BLOOM?

465
00:22:55,441 --> 00:22:56,685
I HAD A MINUTE OF THINKING

466
00:22:56,709 --> 00:23:00,622
IF SHE SAW MY PROJECT,
SHE MIGHT BE INTO IT.

467
00:23:00,646 --> 00:23:02,591
MARK, WHY DIDN'T
YOU SAY SOMETHING?

468
00:23:02,615 --> 00:23:03,591
NO, IT WAS JUST A
FLEETING THOUGHT.

469
00:23:03,615 --> 00:23:04,726
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

470
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,395
DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER LEADS?

471
00:23:06,419 --> 00:23:08,130
UH, NO.

472
00:23:08,154 --> 00:23:09,431
NO? MM-MM.

473
00:23:09,455 --> 00:23:11,800
WELL, LOOK, MAYBE I...

474
00:23:11,824 --> 00:23:13,702
MAYBE I'LL GET ANOTHER
JOB WITH A STUDIO HEAD

475
00:23:13,726 --> 00:23:16,705
OR MAYBE I ACTUALLY
WILL HAVE A NEXT JOB.

476
00:23:16,729 --> 00:23:18,039
YEAH, YOU AND ME BOTH.

477
00:23:18,063 --> 00:23:19,040
[KNOCKING]

478
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:20,764
YEAH?

479
00:23:22,468 --> 00:23:24,179
HEY.

480
00:23:24,203 --> 00:23:25,247
HEY.

481
00:23:25,271 --> 00:23:26,514
HI.

482
00:23:26,538 --> 00:23:27,904
JENNY'S AT WORK.

483
00:23:29,975 --> 00:23:31,887
YEAH, SHE'S WAITRESSING.

484
00:23:31,911 --> 00:23:34,256
YEAH.

485
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,191
SO, UH...

486
00:23:36,215 --> 00:23:38,893
OH, UM, I JUST WANTED

487
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,552
TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT
SOME STUFF, UM...

488
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:45,267
YOU'RE CUTTING HAIR.

489
00:23:45,291 --> 00:23:47,069
YES, I AM.

490
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,670
YOU KNOW WHAT?

491
00:23:48,694 --> 00:23:53,475
I HAVE GOT A TON OF WORK I
NEED TO BE DOING RIGHT NOW.

492
00:23:53,499 --> 00:23:55,277
UM, I'LL CLEAN THIS UP WHEN I...

493
00:23:55,301 --> 00:23:56,378
NO, I HAVE IT. I HAVE IT.

494
00:23:56,402 --> 00:23:57,378
NO, I GOT IT.

495
00:23:57,402 --> 00:23:58,380
OKAY.

496
00:23:58,404 --> 00:23:59,480
HEY.

497
00:23:59,504 --> 00:24:00,048
HI.

498
00:24:00,072 --> 00:24:01,783
HOW ARE YOU?

499
00:24:01,807 --> 00:24:02,884
THANK YOU.

500
00:24:02,908 --> 00:24:04,241
YEAH.

501
00:24:06,579 --> 00:24:07,744
WHAT'S UP?

502
00:24:11,784 --> 00:24:14,384
[HEART BEATING]

503
00:24:31,337 --> 00:24:33,515
[HEARTBEAT RATE INCREASES]

504
00:24:33,539 --> 00:24:34,682
<i>SHANE. IT'S...</i>

505
00:24:34,706 --> 00:24:36,051
<i>I FEEL LIKE</i>

506
00:24:36,075 --> 00:24:37,152
<i>THERE'S SOMETHING
GOING ON WITH YOU,</i>

507
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:39,821
<i>AND I WOULD LIKE
TO KNOW WHAT IT IS.</i>

508
00:24:39,845 --> 00:24:41,278
LOOK, I JUST...

509
00:24:43,949 --> 00:24:45,782
[SIGHS]

510
00:24:48,153 --> 00:24:50,098
OH, FUCK, YOU KNOW, IT'S...

511
00:24:50,122 --> 00:24:51,900
IT'S HARD FOR ME

512
00:24:51,924 --> 00:24:54,084
TO HAVE YOU AND JENNY
IN MY FACE ALL THE TIME.

513
00:24:55,294 --> 00:24:56,672
YOU'RE HAVING A
HARD TIME WITH IT?

514
00:24:56,696 --> 00:24:58,073
I'M HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS.

515
00:24:58,097 --> 00:25:02,477
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU TWO ARE
HAVING A BLAST TOGETHER.

516
00:25:02,501 --> 00:25:05,647
THAT'S A VERY GOOD THING.

517
00:25:05,671 --> 00:25:07,671
THEN WHY WOULD IT
BE SO HARD FOR YOU?

518
00:25:13,612 --> 00:25:14,589
NOW, SHANE,

519
00:25:14,613 --> 00:25:17,013
I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT ME.

520
00:25:20,686 --> 00:25:22,097
I KNOW HOW HARD YOU WORK

521
00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:24,832
TO KEEP YOURSELF AT A DISTANCE

522
00:25:24,856 --> 00:25:25,834
FROM EVERYONE
ELSE ON THE PLANET,

523
00:25:25,858 --> 00:25:28,670
BUT IT'S NOT WORKING
FOR YOU ANYMORE.

524
00:25:28,694 --> 00:25:29,938
IT'S WORKING FINE.

525
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,173
NO, IT'S NOT.

526
00:25:31,197 --> 00:25:33,708
IT'S NOT, BECAUSE OF THIS.

527
00:25:33,732 --> 00:25:34,843
OKAY?

528
00:25:34,867 --> 00:25:36,700
DO YOU FEEL THIS?

529
00:25:38,571 --> 00:25:40,014
MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE THIS.

530
00:25:40,038 --> 00:25:42,439
THIS IS RARE.

531
00:25:46,345 --> 00:25:47,989
SO WHAT?

532
00:25:48,013 --> 00:25:50,559
THAT'S RIGHT.

533
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,194
SO WHAT?

534
00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:55,530
SO WHAT, IF NOTHING
EVER COMES OUT OF THIS?

535
00:25:55,554 --> 00:25:57,799
SO WHAT, IF YOU'LL
NEVER ACT ON IT?

536
00:25:57,823 --> 00:25:59,034
YOU ARE SO CONVINCED

537
00:25:59,058 --> 00:26:01,136
THAT HAVING A
RELATIONSHIP NEAR YOU

538
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,272
IS GOING TO KILL YOU.

539
00:26:04,296 --> 00:26:06,897
BECAUSE IT WILL.

540
00:26:11,070 --> 00:26:13,147
AND THAT'S WHY I'M WITH JENNY.

541
00:26:13,171 --> 00:26:14,716
IT WORKS BECAUSE SHE AND I

542
00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,151
ARE BOTH BIDING OUR TIME,

543
00:26:16,175 --> 00:26:18,741
WAITING FOR THE REAL
DEAL TO COME ALONG.

544
00:26:22,781 --> 00:26:25,560
YEAH.

545
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:27,563
YOU DON'T THINK YOU AND
JENNY ARE THE REAL DEAL?

546
00:26:27,587 --> 00:26:29,331
NO.

547
00:26:29,355 --> 00:26:31,466
<i>JENNY WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT THE REAL DEAL WAS</i>

548
00:26:31,490 --> 00:26:33,234
<i>IF IT BIT HER IN THE ASS.</i>

549
00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:37,672
SHE IS SO LOST IN
HER OWN DARKNESS.

550
00:26:37,696 --> 00:26:40,609
I THINK SHE LIKES IT IN THERE.

551
00:26:40,633 --> 00:26:43,144
[HEARTBEAT POUNDING]

552
00:26:43,168 --> 00:26:44,913
BUT DO YOU KNOW
WHAT'S FUCKED UP?

553
00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:49,618
IS THAT YOU AND I KNOW
WHAT THE REAL DEAL IS.

554
00:26:49,642 --> 00:26:53,777
WE SAW IT THE FIRST TIME
WE LAID EYES ON EACH OTHER.

555
00:27:04,056 --> 00:27:06,268
BETTE, I JUST WANTED
TO TELL YOU THAT...

556
00:27:06,292 --> 00:27:07,635
I KNOW.

557
00:27:07,659 --> 00:27:09,103
I KNOW.

558
00:27:09,127 --> 00:27:11,239
THIS DOESN'T MEAN
WE'RE BACK TOGETHER.

559
00:27:11,263 --> 00:27:12,543
I KNOW.

560
00:27:14,533 --> 00:27:17,768
LET'S NOT LET IT
MESS EVERYTHING UP.

561
00:27:20,672 --> 00:27:22,083
IT WON'T.

562
00:27:22,107 --> 00:27:24,152
I PROMISE.

563
00:27:24,176 --> 00:27:26,287
WE'RE DOING GREAT.

564
00:27:26,311 --> 00:27:29,991
YEAH, GREAT.

565
00:27:30,015 --> 00:27:30,992
OKAY.

566
00:27:31,016 --> 00:27:31,993
OKAY.

567
00:27:32,017 --> 00:27:33,127
BYE.

568
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,585
BYE.

569
00:27:46,398 --> 00:27:49,433
YOU'RE NOT LIVING
YOUR LIFE, SHANE...

570
00:27:52,171 --> 00:27:55,105
AND IF YOU DON'T
TAKE ANY RISKS...

571
00:27:58,778 --> 00:28:02,845
THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DEAD.

572
00:28:06,352 --> 00:28:09,753
FUCK ME.

573
00:28:12,091 --> 00:28:13,068
HI.

574
00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:15,025
HEY, UM, COME IN.

575
00:28:19,131 --> 00:28:20,842
ARE YOU...

576
00:28:20,866 --> 00:28:22,477
YOU'RE NOT READY TO GO?

577
00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:23,678
DO YOU MIND

578
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,947
IF WE JUST STAYED HERE
TONIGHT AND ORDERED IN?

579
00:28:25,971 --> 00:28:28,383
I JUST... I DON'T FEEL
LIKE BEING OUT IN PUBLIC.

580
00:28:28,407 --> 00:28:30,051
WELL, WE COULD GO
BACK TO MY PLACE.

581
00:28:30,075 --> 00:28:32,242
IS THERE A PROBLEM
WITH STAYING HERE?

582
00:28:34,213 --> 00:28:36,023
NO. NO, THERE'S...

583
00:28:36,047 --> 00:28:38,292
NO PROBLEM.

584
00:28:38,316 --> 00:28:39,750
GOOD.

585
00:28:42,955 --> 00:28:44,221
YEAH.

586
00:28:48,227 --> 00:28:49,507
[CHUCKLES]

587
00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:53,007
ARE YOU HAVING

588
00:28:53,031 --> 00:28:54,875
SOME KIND OF
HORMONAL SURGE HERE?

589
00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:55,877
FUCK YOU.

590
00:28:55,901 --> 00:28:57,979
THAT IS WHAT YOU SEEM TO WANT.

591
00:28:58,003 --> 00:28:59,347
IT IS, ACTUALLY.

592
00:28:59,371 --> 00:29:00,348
MM-HMM?

593
00:29:00,372 --> 00:29:01,616
YEAH.

594
00:29:01,640 --> 00:29:04,686
I JUST WANT TO FUCK ALL NIGHT,

595
00:29:04,710 --> 00:29:08,322
AND I WANT TO FUCK
AND FUCK AND FUCK

596
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,992
AND FUCK AND FUCK.

597
00:29:11,016 --> 00:29:12,193
OH, OKAY.

598
00:29:12,217 --> 00:29:13,494
NO, NO, YOU KNOW,

599
00:29:13,518 --> 00:29:14,863
I'M NOT SO SURE
THAT I LIKE THIS.

600
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:16,331
I DON'T THINK I LIKE THIS.

601
00:29:16,355 --> 00:29:17,765
WHY NOT?

602
00:29:17,789 --> 00:29:19,033
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
ACTING LIKE YOURSELF,

603
00:29:19,057 --> 00:29:21,169
AND I'M NOT SURE THAT I LIKE IT.

604
00:29:21,193 --> 00:29:22,870
OH, I SEE.

605
00:29:22,894 --> 00:29:23,872
IS IT MY APARTMENT?

606
00:29:23,896 --> 00:29:25,306
IS IT JUST TOO ORDINARY FOR YOU?

607
00:29:25,330 --> 00:29:27,909
OR, YOU KNOW, MAYBE

608
00:29:27,933 --> 00:29:30,478
IT'S THAT YOU NEED TO BE
IN CONTROL ALL THE TIME.

609
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:32,146
OR MAYBE YOU NEED AN AUDIENCE.

610
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,148
THAT'S IT.

611
00:29:34,172 --> 00:29:35,150
I DON'T THINK YOU'RE
INTERESTED IN SEX

612
00:29:35,174 --> 00:29:36,851
UNLESS THERE'S SOME SORT OF RISK

613
00:29:36,875 --> 00:29:40,655
OR SOMEONE'S WATCHING OR
SOMETHING ELSE IS GOING ON.

614
00:29:40,679 --> 00:29:42,357
HERE WE GO.

615
00:29:42,381 --> 00:29:43,791
HEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX.

616
00:29:43,815 --> 00:29:44,793
YOU WANT TO COME IN AND WATCH?

617
00:29:44,817 --> 00:29:46,528
TINA, YOUR NEIGHBORS.

618
00:29:46,552 --> 00:29:48,529
MY NEIGHBORS!

619
00:29:48,553 --> 00:29:50,031
THAT IS A... THAT IS
A WONDERFUL IDEA!

620
00:29:50,055 --> 00:29:53,022
YOU ARE SO FUCKING HOT.

621
00:29:55,060 --> 00:29:56,704
HEY, WE'RE ABOUT TO HAVE
SEX, ME AND MY GIRLFRIEND.

622
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:58,005
DO YOU WANT TO COME
DOWN HERE AND WATCH US?

623
00:29:58,029 --> 00:29:59,474
WE'RE JUST GOING TO FUCK!

624
00:29:59,498 --> 00:30:00,875
HAVE YOU GONE MAD?

625
00:30:00,899 --> 00:30:02,277
I DON'T KNOW.

626
00:30:02,301 --> 00:30:03,445
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

627
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:04,913
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
THAT I'M FUCKING CRAZY?

628
00:30:04,937 --> 00:30:06,447
WHAT, ARE YOU TURNED ON?

629
00:30:06,471 --> 00:30:10,452
NO, I THINK YOUR HORMONES
ARE RAGING OUT OF CONTROL,

630
00:30:10,476 --> 00:30:11,619
AND I THINK I KNOW BETTER

631
00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,356
THAN TO REASON WITH YOU.

632
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,458
WHAT, I'M NOT ALLOWED TO
HAVE ACTUAL FEELINGS NOW?

633
00:30:16,482 --> 00:30:17,993
TINA, I'VE BEEN
THROUGH THIS BEFORE.

634
00:30:18,017 --> 00:30:18,993
WINNIE WAS A MONSTER

635
00:30:19,017 --> 00:30:20,728
AT THIS STAGE IN HER PREGNANCY.

636
00:30:20,752 --> 00:30:22,712
YEAH, AND LOOK AT
YOU AND WINNIE NOW.

637
00:30:25,491 --> 00:30:27,135
YOU KNOW, I THINK
I'M GOING TO GO NOW.

638
00:30:27,159 --> 00:30:28,236
I'M GOING TO CALL YOU TOMORROW.

639
00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:29,271
NO.

640
00:30:29,295 --> 00:30:30,705
NO, I NEED YOU NOW.

641
00:30:30,729 --> 00:30:31,806
I NEED YOU TONIGHT.

642
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:33,041
STAY HERE.

643
00:30:33,065 --> 00:30:34,309
I DON'T THINK SO.

644
00:30:34,333 --> 00:30:37,378
I THINK YOU NEED TO BE ALONE.

645
00:30:37,402 --> 00:30:39,569
YOU NEED TO BE ALONE, OKAY?

646
00:31:00,225 --> 00:31:01,669
WHAT AM I DOING?

647
00:31:01,693 --> 00:31:03,404
[BETTE]: I DON'T KNOW
HOW IT HAPPENED.

648
00:31:03,428 --> 00:31:04,406
I DON'T KNOW.

649
00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:05,907
I MEAN, WE WERE WORKING SO HARD

650
00:31:05,931 --> 00:31:09,844
AT FORGING THIS FRIENDSHIP.

651
00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:11,012
DO YOU THINK I FUCKED IT UP

652
00:31:11,036 --> 00:31:14,049
BY HAVING SEX WITH HER?

653
00:31:14,073 --> 00:31:15,350
DO YOU THINK YOU FUCKED IT UP?

654
00:31:15,374 --> 00:31:17,252
I DON'T KNOW.

655
00:31:17,276 --> 00:31:19,209
WHAT DID IT MEAN?

656
00:31:21,280 --> 00:31:23,358
I DON'T THINK SHE WANTS TO
GET BACK TOGETHER WITH ME.

657
00:31:23,382 --> 00:31:25,782
DO YOU WANT TO BE
BACK TOGETHER WITH HER?

658
00:31:32,824 --> 00:31:35,870
I DON'T KNOW.

659
00:31:35,894 --> 00:31:38,061
HOW DID IT FEEL,
HAVING SEX WITH HER?

660
00:31:40,299 --> 00:31:42,143
IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING.

661
00:31:42,167 --> 00:31:46,280
IT WAS JUST FUCKING... AMAZING.

662
00:31:46,304 --> 00:31:50,685
IT WAS LIKE ALL OF THE
REASONS THAT WE FELL APART

663
00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,587
JUST DISAPPEARED,

664
00:31:52,611 --> 00:31:54,789
AND IT WAS LIKE I HAD...

665
00:31:54,813 --> 00:31:57,847
IT WAS LIKE I HAD MY LIFE
BACK FOR JUST ONE SECOND...

666
00:32:04,389 --> 00:32:06,834
AND IT WAS ALSO REALLY SAD.

667
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:08,558
SAD. HOW SO?

668
00:32:10,629 --> 00:32:12,306
BECAUSE I'VE LOST HER.

669
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:17,078
BECAUSE WE DON'T...

670
00:32:17,102 --> 00:32:19,680
WELL, LIKE, SHE DOESN'T
BELONG TO ME ANYMORE.

671
00:32:19,704 --> 00:32:22,484
LIKE, I COULD FEEL SOMEONE
ELSE HAD BEEN TOUCHING HER

672
00:32:22,508 --> 00:32:24,252
AND MAKING LOVE TO HER,

673
00:32:24,276 --> 00:32:26,354
AND I FELT THAT OTHER PERSON,

674
00:32:26,378 --> 00:32:33,027
AND I FELT HER CONNECTION TO
THAT OTHER PERSON, YOU KNOW?

675
00:32:33,051 --> 00:32:36,998
AND SHE DID THINGS THAT WE
HAD NEVER DONE TOGETHER,

676
00:32:37,022 --> 00:32:42,637
AND IT WAS LIKE
SHE WAS SO... FREE.

677
00:32:42,661 --> 00:32:43,638
FREE.

678
00:32:43,662 --> 00:32:45,040
YEAH.

679
00:32:45,064 --> 00:32:46,908
I MEAN, I HAD ALWAYS
TREATED HER SO GINGERLY,

680
00:32:46,932 --> 00:32:49,176
YOU KNOW, LIKE SHE WAS
SOME KIND OF FRAGILE THING,

681
00:32:49,200 --> 00:32:50,445
AND NOW, EVEN
THOUGH SHE'S PREGNANT,

682
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:51,746
IT'S LIKE SHE'S...

683
00:32:51,770 --> 00:32:53,069
IT'S LIKE SHE'S UNBREAKABLE.

684
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,650
[SNIFFLES]

685
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,919
I DON'T...

686
00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:12,967
[SIGHS]

687
00:33:12,991 --> 00:33:14,536
IT WAS SHOCKING, I GUESS.

688
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:15,569
IT WAS SHOCKING.

689
00:33:15,593 --> 00:33:20,275
IT WAS SHOCKING
THAT SHE WAS SO...

690
00:33:20,299 --> 00:33:23,478
SURE OF HERSELF.

691
00:33:23,502 --> 00:33:25,947
BETTE...

692
00:33:25,971 --> 00:33:29,384
TINA'S BEEN THROUGH
SOME MAJOR ORDEALS

693
00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:35,356
YOUR BREAK-UP, A NEW
CAREER, HER PREGNANCY.

694
00:33:35,380 --> 00:33:37,625
THESE THINGS CAN
CHANGE A PERSON,

695
00:33:37,649 --> 00:33:40,728
MAKE THEM STRONGER.

696
00:33:40,752 --> 00:33:42,792
DON'T YOU THINK IT
MIGHT BE A GOOD THING?

697
00:33:44,556 --> 00:33:46,956
OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD THING.

698
00:33:52,363 --> 00:33:53,341
[SIGHS]

699
00:33:53,365 --> 00:33:55,298
IT JUST MEANS...

700
00:33:57,202 --> 00:34:00,236
SHE DOESN'T NEED ME ANYMORE.

701
00:34:24,763 --> 00:34:25,739
HEY, MARK,

702
00:34:25,763 --> 00:34:29,577
I NEED THOSE BURR
CONNOR DVDs BACK.

703
00:34:29,601 --> 00:34:31,579
HELLO?

704
00:34:31,603 --> 00:34:33,436
MARK?

705
00:34:43,582 --> 00:34:45,682
[♪♪♪]

706
00:35:04,802 --> 00:35:05,880
THIS IS THE PIECE CHRISTO DID

707
00:35:05,904 --> 00:35:09,150
BETWEEN '80 AND
'83 DOWN IN MIAMI.

708
00:35:09,174 --> 00:35:11,586
WE'VE INCLUDED IMAGES
FROM MICHAEL HEIZER,

709
00:35:11,610 --> 00:35:14,421
ROBERT SMITHSON,
WALTER DE MARIA,

710
00:35:14,445 --> 00:35:15,723
DENNIS OPPENHEIM,

711
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,058
AND OF COURSE ANDY GOLDSWORTHY.

712
00:35:17,082 --> 00:35:18,059
I'VE BEEN TALKING TO ALLYN

713
00:35:18,083 --> 00:35:19,794
ABOUT COMMISSIONING A NEW PIECE.

714
00:35:19,818 --> 00:35:20,795
OF COURSE WE'LL HAVE TO DO

715
00:35:20,819 --> 00:35:22,530
MORE FUNDRAISING.

716
00:35:22,554 --> 00:35:26,200
HOW ABOUT IF I JUST
ADD IT INTO THE BUDGET?

717
00:35:26,224 --> 00:35:29,837
HELENA.

718
00:35:29,861 --> 00:35:31,472
WE'RE JUST IN THE
MIDDLE OF A MEETING.

719
00:35:31,496 --> 00:35:34,742
I'M OFFERING TO UNDERWRITE
ALLYN'S ENTIRE RETROSPECTIVE.

720
00:35:34,766 --> 00:35:36,343
I DON'T WANT MONEY
TO BE A DECIDING FACTOR

721
00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:38,345
ON ANY CREATIVE DECISION.

722
00:35:38,369 --> 00:35:39,514
DO YOU HAVE A BUDGET?

723
00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:40,848
I DO.

724
00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:42,283
WELL, I'D LIKE TO
SEE IT, IF I MAY.

725
00:35:42,307 --> 00:35:43,451
WELL, I'M NOT REALLY READY

726
00:35:43,475 --> 00:35:44,452
TO PRESENT IT YET,

727
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,621
BUT I WILL SHOW IT
TO THE ENTIRE BOARD.

728
00:35:46,645 --> 00:35:49,390
THAT'S NOT REALLY
HOW I LIKE TO WORK.

729
00:35:49,414 --> 00:35:50,892
WELL, IT'S THE ONLY
WAY I CAN WORK.

730
00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:53,127
I CAN DEAL WITH LEO ON THIS

731
00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:54,796
IF YOU'D RATHER.

732
00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,331
CAN WE JUST HAVE A
SEPARATE MEETING?

733
00:35:56,355 --> 00:35:58,432
ABSOLUTELY.

734
00:35:58,456 --> 00:35:59,889
GREAT.

735
00:36:05,930 --> 00:36:08,297
OH, I'M JUST GOING TO SIT
HERE AND LISTEN FOR A WHILE.

736
00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,615
OKAY.

737
00:36:14,639 --> 00:36:17,051
WHY DON'T YOU SHOW
HELENA YOUR PROPOSAL

738
00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:20,288
FOR DEALING WITH<i>
THE PASSAGE OF TIME?</i>

739
00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,312
[CLEARS THROAT]

740
00:36:25,851 --> 00:36:29,964
<i>YOU DON'T THINK YOU AND
JENNY ARE THE REAL DEAL?</i>

741
00:36:29,988 --> 00:36:31,499
<i>NO.</i>

742
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:34,368
<i>JENNY WOULDN'T KNOW
WHAT THE REAL DEAL WAS</i>

743
00:36:34,392 --> 00:36:36,637
<i>IF IT BIT HER IN THE ASS.</i>

744
00:36:36,661 --> 00:36:40,909
<i>SHE IS SO LOST IN
HER OWN DARKNESS.</i>

745
00:36:40,933 --> 00:36:43,544
<i>I THINK SHE LIKES IT IN THERE.</i>

746
00:36:43,568 --> 00:36:47,181
<i>BUT YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUCKED UP?</i>

747
00:36:47,205 --> 00:36:48,182
<i>IS THAT YOU AND I KNOW</i>

748
00:36:48,206 --> 00:36:49,650
<i>WHAT THE REAL DEAL IS.</i>

749
00:36:49,674 --> 00:36:51,319
<i>WE SAW IT THE FIRST TIME</i>

750
00:36:51,343 --> 00:36:54,755
<i>WE LAID EYES ON EACH OTHER.</i>

751
00:36:54,779 --> 00:36:56,223
HELLO.

752
00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:57,224
<i>HI.</i>

753
00:36:57,248 --> 00:36:58,359
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY?

754
00:36:58,383 --> 00:37:00,127
SAME AS YESTERDAY.

755
00:37:00,151 --> 00:37:03,786
YOU'RE COMING OVER
TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT.

756
00:37:09,293 --> 00:37:11,071
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO SEE ME?

757
00:37:11,095 --> 00:37:12,406
<i>WHAT IF I HAVE</i>

758
00:37:12,430 --> 00:37:14,676
<i>SOME SORT OF HORMONAL FIT?</i>

759
00:37:14,700 --> 00:37:17,545
I'M SORRY, THAT WAS...

760
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:20,781
THAT WAS UNCALLED
FOR ON MY BEHALF.

761
00:37:20,805 --> 00:37:22,382
ACCEPT MY APOLOGY?

762
00:37:22,406 --> 00:37:24,151
LOOK, IF YOU WANT
ME IN YOUR LIFE,

763
00:37:24,175 --> 00:37:26,787
YOU JUST HAVE TO
UNDERSTAND ONE THING, OKAY?

764
00:37:26,811 --> 00:37:28,455
I'M NOT SOME SORT OF TOY

765
00:37:28,479 --> 00:37:29,890
THAT YOU CAN TAKE
DOWN OFF THE SHELF

766
00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,093
AND PLAY WITH WHENEVER
IT SUITS YOUR MOOD.

767
00:37:32,117 --> 00:37:33,361
<i>DO YOU UNDERSTAND?</i>

768
00:37:33,385 --> 00:37:34,662
YES.

769
00:37:34,686 --> 00:37:36,063
YOU'RE NOT A TOY.

770
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,631
<i>AND IF WE HAVE SOME
SORT OF DISAGREEMENT,</i>

771
00:37:37,655 --> 00:37:40,167
THE FACT THAT I'M
PREGNANT, IT'S NOT FAIR GAME.

772
00:37:40,191 --> 00:37:41,502
I DON'T WANT TO BE REDUCED

773
00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,304
TO SOME SORT OF RAGING
HORMONAL LUNATIC.

774
00:37:43,328 --> 00:37:45,862
IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

775
00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:48,776
GOOD.

776
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:53,503
SO... DO I SEE YOU LATER ON?

777
00:37:54,839 --> 00:37:55,839
OKAY.

778
00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,686
GOOD.

779
00:37:59,710 --> 00:38:01,544
SEE YOU LATER, DARLING.

780
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,485
BYE.

781
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:12,889
[GRUNTING]

782
00:38:53,998 --> 00:38:54,975
YOU ALL RIGHT?

783
00:38:54,999 --> 00:38:56,644
YEAH, I'M ALL RIGHT.

784
00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,267
WHAT A HIT.

785
00:39:01,673 --> 00:39:03,250
BE WITH YOU IN A SEC.

786
00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:04,785
WE GOT TO STOP.

787
00:39:04,809 --> 00:39:05,787
OH, THAT'S GOING
TO LEAVE A MARK.

788
00:39:05,811 --> 00:39:06,787
I'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

789
00:39:06,811 --> 00:39:08,091
OKAY.

790
00:39:10,582 --> 00:39:12,615
OKAY, THAT'S GOOD.

791
00:39:14,318 --> 00:39:15,530
HEY. JENNY. HELLO.

792
00:39:15,554 --> 00:39:16,530
ROY, JENNY.

793
00:39:16,554 --> 00:39:17,465
NICE TO MEET YOU.

794
00:39:17,489 --> 00:39:18,833
NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.

795
00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,167
LET ME SHAKE YOUR HAND.

796
00:39:20,191 --> 00:39:21,168
YOU READY?

797
00:39:21,192 --> 00:39:22,169
GREAT.

798
00:39:22,193 --> 00:39:23,726
COME ON OVER.

799
00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:26,840
HOW ARE YOU?

800
00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:27,975
A LITTLE SORE.

801
00:39:27,999 --> 00:39:30,544
YEAH? THAT'S AWESOME.

802
00:39:30,568 --> 00:39:33,481
COOL.

803
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:34,882
OKAY, SO...

804
00:39:34,906 --> 00:39:36,250
OKAY.

805
00:39:36,274 --> 00:39:39,108
SO YOU GOT ALL YOUR STUFF?

806
00:39:40,512 --> 00:39:42,489
YOU CAN USE YOUR LITTLE
TAPE RECORDER TODAY.

807
00:39:42,513 --> 00:39:43,491
[THUMPS]

808
00:39:43,515 --> 00:39:44,492
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

809
00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:45,592
NOTHING.

810
00:39:45,616 --> 00:39:46,594
SOMETHING'S THE MATTER.

811
00:39:46,618 --> 00:39:47,594
NOPE.

812
00:39:47,618 --> 00:39:48,763
YOU SURE?

813
00:39:48,787 --> 00:39:49,930
[SNIFFLES]

814
00:39:49,954 --> 00:39:50,954
JENNY.

815
00:39:52,890 --> 00:39:56,304
JENNY, STOP.

816
00:39:56,328 --> 00:39:58,239
NO, NO, NO. COME ON.

817
00:39:58,263 --> 00:39:59,240
NO, NO, NO, PLEASE.

818
00:39:59,264 --> 00:40:00,307
PLEASE, LET ME DO MY JOB.

819
00:40:00,331 --> 00:40:01,309
PLEASE. I'M SORRY.

820
00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:02,309
JUST IGNORE ME.

821
00:40:02,333 --> 00:40:04,111
I HAVE SUCH BAD HAY FEVER.

822
00:40:04,135 --> 00:40:05,213
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.

823
00:40:05,237 --> 00:40:06,769
PLEASE?

824
00:40:08,339 --> 00:40:10,584
[CRYING]

825
00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:13,988
IT'S OKAY, ALL RIGHT?

826
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:15,845
[KIT HUMMING]

827
00:40:22,020 --> 00:40:24,198
IS EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT IN THERE?

828
00:40:24,222 --> 00:40:25,232
IT'S PERFECT. DON'T WORRY.

829
00:40:25,256 --> 00:40:26,934
LARA IS WORKING HER MAGIC.

830
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,335
EXCELLENT.

831
00:40:28,359 --> 00:40:30,292
[CELL PHONE RINGING]

832
00:40:33,164 --> 00:40:35,443
HELLO.

833
00:40:35,467 --> 00:40:39,301
HI, BABY, WHERE YOU AT?

834
00:40:41,439 --> 00:40:43,172
OH, NO.

835
00:40:45,076 --> 00:40:47,788
WHAT HAPPENED?

836
00:40:47,812 --> 00:40:49,924
THE HOSPITAL.

837
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:53,861
OH, NO, NO, NO, I UNDERSTAND.

838
00:40:53,885 --> 00:40:54,928
[SIGHS]

839
00:40:54,952 --> 00:40:57,998
NO, I HOPE HER MAMA'S OKAY.

840
00:40:58,022 --> 00:41:01,502
NO, UM...

841
00:41:01,526 --> 00:41:05,639
OH, NO, NO, DON'T EVEN
WORRY ABOUT IT, OKAY?

842
00:41:05,663 --> 00:41:08,476
IT'S YOUR FAMILY,

843
00:41:08,500 --> 00:41:10,420
AND YOU HAVE TO
BE THERE FOR THEM.

844
00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:14,549
YEAH, IT'S OKAY.

845
00:41:14,573 --> 00:41:19,954
SO JUST CALL ME NEXT WEEK, OKAY?

846
00:41:19,978 --> 00:41:21,255
AND I...

847
00:41:21,279 --> 00:41:23,557
I HOPE EVERYTHING
WORKS OUT OKAY.

848
00:41:23,581 --> 00:41:25,292
ALL RIGHT.

849
00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:26,827
BYE, NOW.

850
00:41:26,851 --> 00:41:28,618
[♪♪♪]

851
00:41:30,488 --> 00:41:32,555
[SIGHS]

852
00:41:34,392 --> 00:41:35,369
WHAT?

853
00:41:35,393 --> 00:41:37,972
I GUESS... I GUESS...

854
00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:39,340
SO IS DINNER OFF?

855
00:41:39,364 --> 00:41:43,399
JUST PUT IT ON THE
MENU AND SELL IT.

856
00:42:03,588 --> 00:42:06,367
[TINA]: HELLO?

857
00:42:06,391 --> 00:42:07,391
IN THE KITCHEN.

858
00:42:09,193 --> 00:42:11,305
HEY.

859
00:42:11,329 --> 00:42:13,274
HEY.

860
00:42:13,298 --> 00:42:14,931
THANK YOU.

861
00:42:20,238 --> 00:42:21,648
DID YOU COOK ALL THIS?

862
00:42:21,672 --> 00:42:22,650
MM-HMM.

863
00:42:22,674 --> 00:42:25,786
I GAVE SANDRA THE NIGHT OFF.

864
00:42:25,810 --> 00:42:27,354
YOU MEAN WE'RE COMPLETELY ALONE?

865
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:28,356
MM-HMM.

866
00:42:28,380 --> 00:42:30,925
THAT LOOKS AMAZING.

867
00:42:30,949 --> 00:42:34,561
I WAS ACTUALLY THINKING OF
BECOMING A CHEF AT ONE POINT.

868
00:42:34,585 --> 00:42:37,097
YOU'RE JUST FULL OF SURPRISES.

869
00:42:37,121 --> 00:42:40,333
NOW, LOOK, I KNOW
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO,

870
00:42:40,357 --> 00:42:42,135
BUT THIS IS TOO GOOD TO MISS.

871
00:42:42,159 --> 00:42:45,539
JUST A SIP.

872
00:42:45,563 --> 00:42:47,208
NOW,

873
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:48,976
COME WITH ME.

874
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:51,478
I'M GOING TO SIT YOU DOWN

875
00:42:51,502 --> 00:42:55,805
AND WAIT ON YOU HAND AND FOOT.

876
00:43:03,715 --> 00:43:04,925
[UNZIPS BOOT]

877
00:43:04,949 --> 00:43:07,828
I DON'T DESERVE IT.

878
00:43:07,852 --> 00:43:09,296
FORGET ABOUT DESERVE.

879
00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:13,334
DESERVE SUGGESTS
YOU HAVE TO WORK FOR IT.

880
00:43:13,358 --> 00:43:17,927
JUST THINK, "I'M
ENTITLED TO IT."

881
00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:21,263
I LIKE THAT.

882
00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:25,445
IT COULDN'T HAVE
BEEN WORSE TIMING

883
00:43:25,469 --> 00:43:26,646
FOR MY SPONSOR
TO BE OUT OF TOWN.

884
00:43:26,670 --> 00:43:27,581
BUT YOU FOUND YOUR STRENGTH

885
00:43:27,605 --> 00:43:29,149
AND YOU HUNG ON.

886
00:43:29,173 --> 00:43:30,784
GOOD FOR YOU, RYAN.

887
00:43:30,808 --> 00:43:32,041
THANKS FOR SHARING TONIGHT.

888
00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:41,494
HEY, PRETTY LADY.

889
00:43:41,518 --> 00:43:43,878
LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SHARE TONIGHT.

890
00:43:57,936 --> 00:43:59,847
HI.

891
00:43:59,871 --> 00:44:00,981
I'M KIT.

892
00:44:01,005 --> 00:44:01,983
HI, KIT.

893
00:44:02,007 --> 00:44:03,740
HEY, KIT.

894
00:44:08,412 --> 00:44:12,626
AND, UM, I GOT STOOD UP TONIGHT.

895
00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,295
I GOT STOOD UP,

896
00:44:14,319 --> 00:44:16,997
AND I...

897
00:44:17,021 --> 00:44:18,232
I LOOKED OVER AT
THAT BOTTLE OF WINE

898
00:44:18,256 --> 00:44:25,406
SITTING ON THE TABLE
THAT I SET FOR HIM,

899
00:44:25,430 --> 00:44:26,640
AND I JUST SAID,
"FUCK IT," YOU KNOW?

900
00:44:26,664 --> 00:44:29,677
I DON'T WANT THAT
BOTTLE OF WINE,

901
00:44:29,701 --> 00:44:32,179
BUT I'M...

902
00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:33,380
I'M JUST SO DAMN LONELY

903
00:44:33,404 --> 00:44:37,017
THAT I JUST WANTED TO
BE AROUND SOMEBODY

904
00:44:37,041 --> 00:44:41,010
WHO WOULD LISTEN TO ME.

905
00:44:45,650 --> 00:44:47,516
SO I CAME HERE.

906
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:52,098
WE'RE GLAD YOU CAME, KIT.

907
00:44:52,122 --> 00:44:53,189
[GROUP APPLAUDS]

908
00:44:58,095 --> 00:45:00,963
[♪♪♪]

909
00:45:21,753 --> 00:45:23,897
SO THIS IS WHERE
YOU SPEND YOUR TIME.

910
00:45:23,921 --> 00:45:25,532
YEAH, THIS IS THE PLACE.

911
00:45:25,556 --> 00:45:26,533
OH, THERE'S MY GAL.

912
00:45:26,557 --> 00:45:28,369
HEY. HEY.

913
00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:30,126
HOW ARE YOU, BABY?

914
00:45:31,395 --> 00:45:32,873
GOD, I AM SO EXHAUSTED.

915
00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:34,375
I HAD TO DANCE TWO
SETS BACK TO BACK,

916
00:45:34,399 --> 00:45:35,575
AND MY FEET ARE KILLING ME.

917
00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:36,477
UM, IRIS,

918
00:45:36,501 --> 00:45:38,411
I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET KIT.

919
00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:39,580
SORRY. NICE TO MEET YOU.

920
00:45:39,604 --> 00:45:40,814
SAME.

921
00:45:40,838 --> 00:45:41,882
SO YOU WANT TO HANG?

922
00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:44,217
I CAN GET A TABLE OVER HERE.

923
00:45:44,241 --> 00:45:46,987
UM, NO, I REALLY DON'T
WANT TO BE THE THIRD WHEEL.

924
00:45:47,011 --> 00:45:48,555
OH, KIT, COME ON.

925
00:45:48,579 --> 00:45:49,557
NO, NO.

926
00:45:49,581 --> 00:45:51,658
KIT'S HAD A REALLY ROUGH NIGHT.

927
00:45:51,682 --> 00:45:54,695
SHE IN THE PROGRAM?

928
00:45:54,719 --> 00:45:55,719
COME ON.

929
00:46:08,699 --> 00:46:10,644
SO YOU KNOW EACH
OTHER FROM THE PROGRAM?

930
00:46:10,668 --> 00:46:13,414
KI-KIT OWNS THE PLANET.

931
00:46:13,438 --> 00:46:14,581
OH, RIGHT,

932
00:46:14,605 --> 00:46:16,183
THAT LESBIAN PLACE
YOU INVESTED IN.

933
00:46:16,207 --> 00:46:18,752
IT'S NOT ONLY A LESBIAN
PLACE, YOU KNOW?

934
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,788
ALTHOUGH A LOT OF MY
CUSTOMERS ARE LESBIANS, BUT...

935
00:46:20,812 --> 00:46:21,788
YEAH, IVAN'S TRIED

936
00:46:21,812 --> 00:46:23,289
TO TAKE ME THERE A FEW TIMES.

937
00:46:23,313 --> 00:46:24,413
IT'S JUST NOT MY SCENE.

938
00:46:26,050 --> 00:46:28,061
WELL, MAYBE YOU
SHOULDN'T PASS JUDGMENT

939
00:46:28,085 --> 00:46:29,997
UNTIL YOU'VE BEEN THERE.

940
00:46:30,021 --> 00:46:32,066
I JUST DON'T HANG OUT
WITH LESBIANS VERY MUCH.

941
00:46:32,090 --> 00:46:33,767
IT'S TOO MUCH DRAMA.

942
00:46:33,791 --> 00:46:34,901
I REMEMBER THIS ONE TIME

943
00:46:34,925 --> 00:46:35,936
WHEN IVAN AND I FIRST
STARTED SEEING EACH OTHER

944
00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,471
ABOUT FIVE YEARS AGO,

945
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:40,006
AND THERE WAS THIS ONE TIME...

946
00:46:40,030 --> 00:46:41,242
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

947
00:46:41,266 --> 00:46:43,944
FIVE, FIVE YEARS AGO?

948
00:46:43,968 --> 00:46:47,380
BABY, IT'S BEEN ABOUT
THAT LONG, RIGHT?

949
00:46:47,404 --> 00:46:50,250
YOU MEAN YOU... YOU'VE
BEEN SEEING EACH OTHER

950
00:46:50,274 --> 00:46:52,152
FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS?

951
00:46:52,176 --> 00:46:53,487
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT TO WORK.

952
00:46:53,511 --> 00:46:58,447
SEEMS LIKE YOU TWO HAVE
SOME UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

953
00:47:01,853 --> 00:47:05,299
YOU'VE BEEN DOING MISS THANG
AND TRYING TO ROMANCE ME?

954
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,401
KIT, YOU'RE GOING DOWN
A REAL BAD ROAD HERE.

955
00:47:07,425 --> 00:47:10,136
OH, IT'S A VERY BAD
ROAD, A ROAD OF LIES.

956
00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:11,372
WE NEVER DISCUSSED
MONOGAMY, OKAY?

957
00:47:11,396 --> 00:47:13,406
WE DIDN'T GET THAT FAR,

958
00:47:13,430 --> 00:47:15,075
BUT IF WE HAD, I WOULD'VE
EXPLAINED TO YOU

959
00:47:15,099 --> 00:47:16,643
THAT IT JUST DOESN'T
WORK FOR ME.

960
00:47:16,667 --> 00:47:18,512
AND I WOULD HAVE
TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF.

961
00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:19,880
KIT, I'M NOT TRYING TO
WIN AN ARGUMENT HERE,

962
00:47:19,904 --> 00:47:21,982
BUT DIDN'T YOU JUST
STAND UP IN A MEETING

963
00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:22,983
AND ANNOUNCE

964
00:47:23,007 --> 00:47:24,251
THAT YOU'RE SEEING
A MARRIED MAN?

965
00:47:24,275 --> 00:47:26,486
OH, DON'T YOU EVEN GO THERE.

966
00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,855
YOU OF ALL PEOPLE

967
00:47:27,879 --> 00:47:29,490
BETTER NOT EVEN
TRY TO PASS JUDGMENT.

968
00:47:29,514 --> 00:47:31,892
YOU ARE DECEIVING SOMEONE, OKAY?

969
00:47:31,916 --> 00:47:33,527
YOU'RE LYING TO SOMEBODY'S WIFE.

970
00:47:33,551 --> 00:47:36,864
AND THE WAY YOU LIVE YOUR LIFE?

971
00:47:36,888 --> 00:47:39,255
LET ME GET THE FUCK
OUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT?

972
00:47:48,433 --> 00:47:49,433
EXCUSE ME.

973
00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:58,652
I'M SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.

974
00:47:58,676 --> 00:47:59,786
I SHOULD'VE...

975
00:47:59,810 --> 00:48:00,787
IT WAS SO OBVIOUS

976
00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:03,757
THAT ALL OF THIS
WAS GOING TO HAPPEN.

977
00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:06,159
IT HAPPENS, JENNY.

978
00:48:06,183 --> 00:48:08,529
IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU AN IDIOT.

979
00:48:08,553 --> 00:48:12,299
EVERY TIME I THINK
EVERYTHING'S GOING REALLY WELL,

980
00:48:12,323 --> 00:48:16,836
AND EVEN IF I TRY REALLY HARD,

981
00:48:16,860 --> 00:48:19,895
IT ALL FUCKS UP.

982
00:48:22,300 --> 00:48:25,412
AND I THINK THAT...

983
00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:27,081
MAYBE I'M JUST ONE
OF THOSE PEOPLE

984
00:48:27,105 --> 00:48:31,551
THAT DOESN'T
DESERVE TO BE HAPPY.

985
00:48:31,575 --> 00:48:33,687
BULLSHIT.

986
00:48:33,711 --> 00:48:35,122
EVERYONE DESERVES TO BE HAPPY.

987
00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:36,890
I DON'T KNOW.

988
00:48:36,914 --> 00:48:37,925
WE ALL DO.

989
00:48:37,949 --> 00:48:39,326
WE ALL DESERVE
TO BE HAPPY, JENNY.

990
00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:40,827
MOST OF US JUST
DON'T HAVE THE BALLS

991
00:48:40,851 --> 00:48:42,996
TO TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR IT.

992
00:48:43,020 --> 00:48:44,898
YOU'RE FACING YOUR
DEMONS HEAD ON,

993
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:47,734
AND THAT IS SOMETHING
I'VE NEVER DONE.

994
00:48:47,758 --> 00:48:51,905
YOU WANT TO LOOK AT SOMEONE
WHO'S FUCKED UP THEIR LIFE?

995
00:48:51,929 --> 00:48:53,929
TAKE A LOOK AT ME.

996
00:48:55,999 --> 00:48:57,666
WHAT DID YOU DO?

997
00:49:03,107 --> 00:49:05,118
OKAY, I'M GOING TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING NOW.

998
00:49:05,142 --> 00:49:06,120
[SNIFFLES]

999
00:49:06,144 --> 00:49:07,476
OKAY.

1000
00:49:12,183 --> 00:49:14,194
MY LIFE ENDED 20 YEARS AGO,

1001
00:49:14,218 --> 00:49:15,629
WHEN I DESTROYED THE ONE PERSON

1002
00:49:15,653 --> 00:49:17,831
WHO MEANT ANYTHING
TO ME IN THE WORLD

1003
00:49:17,855 --> 00:49:20,556
BECAUSE I WAS TOO
FUCKING SCARED TO BE HAPPY.

1004
00:49:25,229 --> 00:49:28,108
HE HAD A GOOD CAREER, TOO.

1005
00:49:28,132 --> 00:49:30,532
HE DIDN'T DESERVE
TO GO DOWN LIKE THAT.

1006
00:49:36,673 --> 00:49:40,276
ROD SEBRING, RIGHT?

1007
00:49:42,246 --> 00:49:45,414
LOVE OF MY LIFE.

1008
00:49:53,257 --> 00:49:54,757
YOU'RE A FAG.

1009
00:49:56,494 --> 00:49:57,838
YEP.

1010
00:49:57,862 --> 00:50:02,176
CARD-CARRYING MEMBER
OF THE COCKSUCKERS' CLUB.

1011
00:50:02,200 --> 00:50:03,432
YEAH.

1012
00:50:07,338 --> 00:50:09,271
WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM?

1013
00:50:11,908 --> 00:50:14,254
I HAD MY PUBLICIST PLANT
AN ITEM IN THE TABLOIDS

1014
00:50:14,278 --> 00:50:16,745
AFTER I CAUGHT
HIM FUCKING A P.A.

1015
00:50:22,453 --> 00:50:24,231
CAN'T SAY I BLAME HIM
FOR SCREWING THE KID.

1016
00:50:24,255 --> 00:50:26,333
I MEAN, I MADE HIM SO
FUCKING MISERABLE.

1017
00:50:26,357 --> 00:50:27,367
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

1018
00:50:27,391 --> 00:50:32,572
IF YOU LOVED HIM SO MUCH?

1019
00:50:32,596 --> 00:50:35,097
I LOVED HIM SO MUCH.

1020
00:50:36,901 --> 00:50:38,645
AND NOW I'VE GOT
THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE

1021
00:50:38,669 --> 00:50:39,646
KISSING MY ASS.

1022
00:50:39,670 --> 00:50:41,381
EVERYBODY LOVES ME.

1023
00:50:41,405 --> 00:50:43,516
I FUCK WHO I WANT TO FUCK.

1024
00:50:43,540 --> 00:50:44,384
IT'S SECRET.

1025
00:50:44,408 --> 00:50:47,154
ANONYMOUS, YOU KNOW.

1026
00:50:47,178 --> 00:50:49,912
I PAY THEM OR THREATEN
THEM TO KEEP QUIET...

1027
00:50:52,083 --> 00:50:53,949
AND I'M ALONE.

1028
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:00,167
YOU GOT IT RIGHT, GIRL.

1029
00:51:00,191 --> 00:51:02,190
BELIEVE ME.

1030
00:51:05,896 --> 00:51:06,973
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW

1031
00:51:06,997 --> 00:51:10,599
WHAT THE FUCK I
WAS SO AFRAID OF.

1032
00:51:16,940 --> 00:51:21,510
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.

1033
00:51:23,914 --> 00:51:26,015
DO YOU KNOW WHY?

1034
00:51:28,251 --> 00:51:30,252
YOU'RE SO LOVELY.

1035
00:51:33,857 --> 00:51:36,970
I'M AFRAID IT IS
TOO LATE, JENNY.

1036
00:51:36,994 --> 00:51:39,173
IT IS, FOR ME.

1037
00:51:39,197 --> 00:51:43,176
I'M NOT LIKE YOU.

1038
00:51:43,200 --> 00:51:47,848
NOW, YOU DO REALIZE, OF
COURSE, THAT YOU'RE FIRED.

1039
00:51:47,872 --> 00:51:49,616
PLEASE DON'T FIRE ME. NO.

1040
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:52,418
I CAN'T BE FIRED
FROM ANOTHER JOB.

1041
00:51:52,442 --> 00:51:53,420
[SNIFFLES]

1042
00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:55,589
YOU DON'T WANT TO WORK WITH ME.

1043
00:51:55,613 --> 00:51:56,790
YOU'RE TOO DAMN GOOD

1044
00:51:56,814 --> 00:51:58,258
TO BE CHURNING OUT
SOME PRESS KIT PABLUM

1045
00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:00,026
FOR AN OLD CLOSET QUEEN, HMM?

1046
00:52:00,050 --> 00:52:03,430
YOU ARE GOING TO
COME UP WITH SOMETHING.

1047
00:52:03,454 --> 00:52:06,533
I FEEL IT RADIATING FROM YOU,

1048
00:52:06,557 --> 00:52:09,869
BUT HEAR THIS...

1049
00:52:09,893 --> 00:52:13,773
IF YOU'RE EVER TEMPTED,

1050
00:52:13,797 --> 00:52:18,378
AND I READ SOMETHING
ABOUT THIS ANYWHERE,

1051
00:52:18,402 --> 00:52:19,702
I WILL HAVE YOU KILLED.

1052
00:52:21,872 --> 00:52:23,283
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?

1053
00:52:23,307 --> 00:52:24,284
NO.

1054
00:52:24,308 --> 00:52:25,588
GOOD, BECAUSE I'M NOT.

1055
00:52:33,817 --> 00:52:35,562
THEY JUST FINISHED
IT THIS MORNING.

1056
00:52:35,586 --> 00:52:37,619
THIS IS WILSON'S ROOM.

1057
00:52:41,859 --> 00:52:46,506
JUN YING HAS ALWAYS
WANTED A CANOPY.

1058
00:52:46,530 --> 00:52:48,842
I THINK SHE THINKS
SHE'S MARIE ANTOINETTE.

1059
00:52:48,866 --> 00:52:52,134
OH, GOD. LET'S HOPE LADY
GUINEVERE OR SOMETHING.

1060
00:53:02,346 --> 00:53:04,724
THEY'RE LUCKY KIDS.

1061
00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:07,750
MM.

1062
00:53:10,654 --> 00:53:13,066
THERE'S ONE MORE.

1063
00:53:13,090 --> 00:53:14,422
ONE MORE?

1064
00:53:16,427 --> 00:53:19,605
FOR YOU...

1065
00:53:19,629 --> 00:53:21,763
AND FOR HER.

1066
00:53:34,545 --> 00:53:36,890
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

1067
00:53:36,914 --> 00:53:40,360
IT'S... IT'S DAZZLING.

1068
00:53:40,384 --> 00:53:42,996
IT IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

1069
00:53:43,020 --> 00:53:47,356
IT IS TRULY AMAZING. I...

1070
00:53:48,960 --> 00:53:50,959
BUT, HELENA...

1071
00:53:56,734 --> 00:54:00,647
IT'S FOR WHEN YOU BOTH STAY.

1072
00:54:00,671 --> 00:54:02,916
I JUST...

1073
00:54:02,940 --> 00:54:06,820
I DID IT BECAUSE I WANTED TO.

1074
00:54:06,844 --> 00:54:08,777
OKAY?

1075
00:54:17,921 --> 00:54:21,300
I HOPE YOU LIKE IT...

1076
00:54:21,324 --> 00:54:23,303
BOTH OF YOU.

1077
00:54:23,327 --> 00:54:25,260
[♪♪♪]

1078
00:54:39,677 --> 00:54:40,720
WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

1079
00:54:40,744 --> 00:54:41,821
WHAT KIND OF FASHION SHOW?

1080
00:54:41,845 --> 00:54:43,690
[DANA]: JUST... JUST HANG ON.

1081
00:54:43,714 --> 00:54:44,957
ALL RIGHT, WELL,
DO YOU NEED HELP?

1082
00:54:44,981 --> 00:54:46,159
NO, NO, NO, AL.

1083
00:54:46,183 --> 00:54:48,128
JUST... GOD, THIS
THING'S SO COMPLICATED.

1084
00:54:48,152 --> 00:54:49,128
[THUD]

1085
00:54:49,152 --> 00:54:50,863
OH!

1086
00:54:50,887 --> 00:54:53,099
UH... YOU ALL RIGHT?

1087
00:54:53,123 --> 00:54:54,368
YEAH.

1088
00:54:54,392 --> 00:54:56,502
WHAT IS IT?

1089
00:54:56,526 --> 00:54:59,673
WHERE YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE THE STRAPS GO?

1090
00:54:59,697 --> 00:55:00,507
SORT OF.

1091
00:55:00,531 --> 00:55:02,108
OKAY, ARE YOU READY?

1092
00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,443
YEAH, I'M TOTALLY READY.

1093
00:55:03,467 --> 00:55:06,434
DON'T LAUGH, OKAY?

1094
00:55:26,423 --> 00:55:28,790
FUCK.

1095
00:55:30,794 --> 00:55:32,427
WHO'S LAUGHING?

1096
00:55:41,371 --> 00:55:44,251
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY:

1097
00:55:44,275 --> 00:55:47,108
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